WTF The Fuck Is Going On?
WTF The Fuck Is Going On?
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Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain read more before I go completely bonkers?
Seriously In The Hell?!
Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like a monkey just flipped a switch out from under me. I can't believe what I'm dealing with. Seriously, this is insane.
- Give me a break!
- What the hell?
- This can't be happening. I'm going crazy.
What in the Just Happened?
This morning/afternoon/evening, things got real weird/strange/bizarre. Like, seriously intense/out there/bonkers weird. I woke up and my cat was on fire/the world was green/everything smelled like pineapple. Okay, maybe not that bad/that extreme/quite that crazy, but something definitely went wrong/was off/felt fishy.
Now/At this point/Currently, I'm just trying to make sense of it all and wondering if I took too much caffeine/need a nap/just dreamt the whole thing. Maybe someone else out there experienced something similar/noticed anything odd/knows what's going on?
If you do, please tell me/share your story/let me know. Because right now, I feel like I'm living in a crazy movie/an alternate reality/some kind of bizarre fever dream.
This Stuff Makes Me Wanna Say WTF
This situation is just outrageous. I mean, come on! Really, what the hell is going down? Is this some kind of joke? It's like everyone went bonkers.
I'm totally pissed off right now. I just want to scream.
This is the strangest crap I've ever experienced. WTF!
What in the Actual Heck Just Happened?
I swear I saw/witnessed/observed something/it/that thing so weird/bizarre/insane that my brain short-circuited/froze up/exploded. Tell me/Break it down for me/Help a confused soul out! Was I hallucinating/dreaming/going crazy? Or did everyone else/the world/reality itself just take a turn/go off the rails/decide to be weird? It was like/Seriously, this was like/This moment felt like something straight out of a movie/a fever dream/another dimension.
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What the Heck?!
Like, literally everything is just crazy right now. My thoughts is blown. I don't even know where to look. It's like grasping a puzzle with no instructions. This whole mess is just wack.
- Should I have a nap?
- I'm lost!!