WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain read more before I go completely bonkers? Seriously In The Hell?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked righ